Tall Tales

Aiden and I were driving home the other night and we passed a horse grazing in a field.

"Aiden! Look at the horse!"

"Ooo...I see it. I like horses!"

"You do? Well, that's great...horses are very nice."

"Yeah, they are".

Silence for a few seconds..

"Mommy..."

"Yes?"

"I rode a horse once"

"You did?"

"Yeah. I rode a horse and he was going really fast. And then, I fell off. I fell right into a pile of poop. It was yucky! And, I scraped my knee!"

"Oh my goodness. When did you do this?"

"Yesterday."

"Really? Whose horse was it?"

"I don't know."

"Well, where were you?"

"I don't know."

Okay then....interesting!